Basildon Coder

OK, I know I shouldn’t even acknowledge spam blogs, but this one amused me. Some filthy credit-crunch link bait site took an extract from my previous post (this is obviously what happens when you say the phrase ‘credit card’ … oops) and ran it though an automated word substitution program. The result is fascinating. It turned this:

… you buy something from Amazon, you are protected by the fact that evil black-hats can’t find the prime factors of your encryption key fast enough to steal your credit card number (OK, bit of a generalisation, but that’s the gist). …

into this:

… you take something from Amazon, you are secure by the fact that important black-hats can’t connexion the matureness factors of your writing key alacritous adequacy to advise your assign calculate sort (OK, discernment of a generalisation, but that’s the gist). …

Let’s review the highlights. ‘Buy’ replaced with ‘take’, ‘evil’ replaced with ‘important’, ’steal’ replaced with ‘advise’? Someone’s book of synonyms is bound in human hide with a skull on the front.

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